Chartin’ the Seven Seas at a recent pirate encounter for some fellow mates’ birthdays (they be twins). First mate Finn gearin’ up for some pilagin’ on the beach.
However, though he be fiercely attir'd, First mate Finn be yellow-bellied at the helm. His one-eyed, black-toothed sister, on the other hook, be afightin' and aplunderin’ with bravery.
Despite his chicken livery at the Battle of Temple Beach, First Mate Finn used his dashing good looks and deviously moustached smile to weasel himself to the promotion of Cap’n.
From afar, however, Cap’n Finn’s wise kin be watchin’ him with suspicion and be not 'afooled.
With one swift move, Cap’n Finn be made to walk the plank and Kenz took the ship's helm as it's rightful Cap'n. “ARRRRRRRR,” she growled, “this be what I deserve! Yo ho, Yo ho, where be my treasure?”
And so it be, Finn, having survived the plank, be left to loot for himself, with only his fading moustache and eye patch to hide his shame.